Dutch Sauna
An advancement of the Dutch Oven, the Dutch Sauna starts with either a sauna or a hot shower, or some kind of steamy room. You fart or even shit while in the room. The result, a warm sticky sensation all around you and a more potent fart/shit that will last for significantly longer than [...]

1. Pube Tray
The small, anterior porcelain section of the bowl of a toilet in which an industrial seat is installed where there is a gap in the front of the toilet seat, normally where stray pubic hairs and crusted urine exists.
We found Virginia passed out in the guys’ bathroom with her chin resting on the [...]

1.  Armpit Choo Choo
Fornication involving the use of an armpit where the male inserts his dick into the females armpit, possibly sweaty but most of all preferably freshly shaven, or Western European style to avoid all chances of unwanted friction. Then, soon after the male inserts his Trouser Trout into her slippery pit, she [...]

1. Man Heat
The residual warmth left over on a toilet seat after a man or woman has taken a crap, and or mearly sat there undressed for a period of time. The life force that sustains warm seat warriors.
When I sat down on the bowl I was pleasently surprised (disgustingley horrified) by the residual man [...]